Friday, July 18, 2008

Turtle Egg

This is one that only Chinese speakers will get.

One day I’m going to write a book or a screenplay.  In it will be a character named Dan Wangba.  At some point he’ll go into a deli or laundry owned by a Chinese immigrant and he’ll act like a real asshole.  After he leaves the Chinese character will say, “That guy is a real bastard.”