Wednesday, September 10, 2008

The Lungs of Laziness

Okay, so I initially went to the doctor on September 2.  Today is the 10th, I’ve been on sick leave since then.  I go back to the doctor on Friday, at which time he’ll decide whether I should go back to work the following week. 

Here’s the cool thing.  Monday the 15th is a national holiday, the Mid-Autumn Festival.  Then the week of September 29 to October 3 is a national holiday as well, National Day.  So assuming the doctor gives me a clean bill of health on Friday, which he may not since I’m still hacking up a pancreas every five minutes, the most I’ll work for the rest of the month is nine days.

Not too shabby.