Thursday, July 17, 2008

Me Love You Long Time

One of my coworkers just showed me this hilarious personal ad on a popular website for foreigners in Beijing.

What is the meaning of life?

People come and leave.Guys look for ladies and ladies seek for men.Most of them write,chat, then meet. How many people settle down after that? A very pretty lady always ask herself what is the meaning of life? Who is my right person to share my happiness, anergy,laugh,naughty and teras.She hopes to be lighted by a mature guy who knows to care about her and she cares him.Only reply for a brief introduce and a recent picture.

“Must have enormous penis.  Chaoyang District.”

Update: Here’s another brilliant one.

I’m Scar.I like living in the keenest struggle.I enjoy risking.I think only then it can prove I am living.With other girl different is that not only I am restricted in the attention fashion or the personal life, moreover pays attention to the world politics as well as the social phenomenon.At the sports, I have the similar enthusiasm with the male.You may see from my nick name, I like JUVENTUS. Being destined, I am an extraordinary female.

I like guys who have the talent. Desire to do better.

Yes, because I can see having deep discussions about “the world politics” with someone whose English skills are this poor. 

“The Bush, he is asshole.  Making for troubles too many times.”
“What thinking you regarding China earthquake?”
“The Obama, will black making president improve for the America or the badness?”