Monday, August 11, 2008

I’m a Headbanger

There was a little craziness last night.  (Maybe it was the night before last, the last three days have been a blur.) My friends and I were three sheets to the wind, and as we were walking down the street we heard a Chinese couple yelling at each other, obviously in an intense argument.  Suddenly they came running out of the shadows, with the girl swinging her purse at the guy.  Then—I shit you not—she ran into the street and began banging her head on the rear window of a parked car.  He ran after her and pulled her away from the car, but she kept trying to break free and smash her head into the car.

I turned to one of my friends and said, “Okay, I know I’m really fucked up, but is this actually happening or am I imagining it?” He confirmed the reality of the situation.

Chinese girls.  Batshit crazy lunatics, every one of them.