Well Hung

Here’s another piece of useless information about the Chinese language:  the noise a pig makes is heng heng, (pronounced similar to “hung").  In other words, this is how you say “oink” in Chinese.  Being the truly warped individual I am, this immediately made me think of the Chinese communist version of Deliverance.

You have been accused of crimes against the people!  Your actions are counterrevolutionary!  Accordingly, you will remove your trousers and I will force you to heng heng like the capitalist pig you are!  Heng heng like a pig! HEEEEEEENG HEEEEEEEEENG!

Seriously, I need help.

I think we’ve all known that for QUITE some time-ya sick puppy! LOL

Last spring, when I was finishing up my course work, we spent a whole day in “History of the English Language” talking about how other languages “write\” the noises animals make.  I’ve got my notes around here somewhere with a lot of that ...