The Only Way to Travel

You wanna know how much of a totally lazy bastard I am?  I didn’t even unpack my own suitcase.  I sorta dumped it all on the couch in my office and left it for my ayi.  Sure enough, I came home today and everything was put away—shirts on hangers, t-shirts and pants stacked neatly.

Not bad service for $2.50 an hour, huh?

How dumb do you think we are? You didn’t need to type a blog about your laziness...we knew.

Leave out a copy of “Yellow Fever” and see if she leaves you a real girl on the sofa…