Slip and Fall

I have wooden floors all through my apartment.  (Very common in China.) Last night after I got in I was walking around wearing socks, and I slipped and came down hard.

Today there is a huge bruise on my left elbow and down near my left ass cheek, so you can see exactly what direction I fell.  Damn slippery floors.  It’s not the first time I’ve slipped, which is why I usually never walk around anything but barefoot.

You might want to get some of those hospital socks that grip the floor.