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Being as close as China is to Kazakhstan, you meet a lot of Kazakh girls in bars.

Note to self:  Kazakh girls do not find Borat jokes funny.

I worked with a girl from Kazakhstan a couple years back.  Was fluent in English, Russian, Kazakh and Hebrew, was so freaking high-maintenance it was scary, and spent all of her time trying to look and act like Marlo Thomas in “That Girl”.

She had a fairly detectable Russian accent, so when she showed up one morning dressed like Natasha I asked her to say “Get moose and squirrel” for me....