Gas Giant
I don’t know what the hell is going on lately, but the last four or five taxi drivers have been farting in the cab. I don’t mean they farted before I got in, they fart multiple times while I am in it. The odd thing is they are completely sneaky about it. They’re all SBDs, you never hear them do it, it just hits you like a blast wave. Now, if there is only you and the driver in the cab, and you smell a fart, are you going to have any problem figuring out where it came from? If the cabbies are going to fart in the cab, why not go up on one ass cheek and let ‘er rip? Why be surreptitious? Proudly float that air biscuit, and claim it as your own!
Of course, I quickly learned how to say fart: fang pi. Now I can say Wo bu yao nide fangpi, which means “I don’t want your farts.” It’s actually got kind of a cool cadence to it, I could see it being in a rap song. “Woe boo yow need a… fahng pee!”
