Chagina

Here’s a little insight into the batshit crazy mind of most Chinese girls.  Please take a moment to review this post about a Chinese girl, arguing with her boyfriend who was smashing her face into the window of a parked car.  One of my foreign friends has a Chinese girlfriend, and I told her “You Chinese girls are all feng zi (crazy) by western standards.” She replied that when she was younger (she’s in her 30s now) she might have done something similar. 

“By smashing my face into the car it would have demonstrated how upset I was, and made him feel very bad for upsetting me.”

And people wonder why the lao wei generally leave the Chinese chicks alone. 

“By smashing my face into the car it would have demonstrated how upset I was, and made him feel very bad for upsetting me.”

How about “By smashing my face into the car it would have demonstrated how batshit insane I was, and made him feel very glad to get away from me.” instead?

Wacky stuff, man.  You should try and post pictures of the various fashions and have a Ms. Batshit Fashion contest.

Wow talk about issues…

Laowai generally leave the Chinese girls alone

What China are you living in?

Chinese girls are mental but they do have some “redeeming qualities”. When I lived up north in Shandong, girls pummelling their boyfriends in the street was a frequent sight.

When I said that the lao wei leave the Chinese girls alone I meant more in the sense of “other than having casual sex with.” I know very few westerners who have Chinese girlfriends they’re serious about, though I do know a couple.  Most of the guys I know have Chinese girlfriends who are hot little chickypoos, nothing but arm candy, who they can dump at the first sign of her going feng zi.  One of my friends described it as most Chinese girls being a “Hello Kitty emotional minefield” and that, I think, sums it up well.