Capitalist Barking Dog

One of my neighbors has a yappy rat dog, and the fucking thing has been barking non-stop for about six hours.  I think it’s up one floor but I’m not sure.  I’d like to throw it off the goddamned balcony.

It’s China-dognap it and sell it to a local restaraunt…

“anything that bounces when it barks, is not a dog”

“if you can drop-kick it over the fence, it is not a dog”