Blue Velvet

In China, like much of the third world, nobody drinks tap water.  Not even the locals drink it.  Last night I went to Carrafours, which is sort of a French Wal-Mart, to buy some groceries.  You are not going to fucking believe the brand of bottled water I found.

All I could hear was Dennis Hopper’s voice saying, “Heineken?  Fuck that shit!  Pabst Blue Ribbon!” So I bought four huge bottles.  One of America’s worst beers is also one of China’s cheapest brands of bottled water.

It’s not just the third world, unless you want to include Spain and many of the Greek islands.

I had one mouthful of tap water in Spain that gave me the shits for a week and a half.  Ran through my entire box of Immodium AD trying not to crap my guts out.

Miller lite water would probably still give you the craps.

We have that in America it’s the watered down pabst you buy in Utah!

or is PBR just filtering and purifying water under their name brand>?

“One of America’s worst beers is also one of China’s cheapest brands of bottled water.”

I’m sorry, I don’t get it. There’s a distinction between American beer and bottled water?

I was thinking this gives a new meaning to referring to cheap ass Amurikin’ beer ass piss water.