Big American Penis
An old joke:
A young man truly in love with his girlfriend decided to have her name tattooed on his penis. Her name was Wendy. The tattoo was done while the penis was erect, so when it was flaccid all you could see was WY. Shortly after the couple was married and they were honeymooning in Jamaica at a nudist resort. The guy went to get some drinks at the bar and standing next to him was a Jamaican man who also had a WY on his penis.
The guy said to him “Oh is your girl named Wendy too?”
The Jamaican replied, “No, mon. That says, ‘Welcome To Jamaica Have a Nice Day’”.
Why did I post this? Because one of my Chinese employees just told it to the rest of the Chinese, only the joke was “A Chinese guy goes to America,” and the punchline was “No, man, it says ‘Welcome to the United States, have a nice day.’”
Word of our immense penises is known far and wide. Which, I suppose, just goes to prove the accuracy of the Chinpokomon episode of South Park.
President Hirohito: “You are American?”
Red: “Yes.”
President Hirohito: “Ogh! You must have very big pee-anis!”
Red: “Excuse me? I was just asking you what you’re up to with these toys!”
President Hirohito: “Nothing. We are very simple people. With very small penis. Mr. Ose penis is …especially small.”
Mr. Ose: [fakes a sob] “Uh, smuh, so small.”
President Hirohito: “We cannot achieve much with so small penis. But you! Americans. Wow! Penis so big! SOOO big penis!”
Red: [flattered] “Well uh, he—I guess it is a pretty good size.”
Mr. Ose: ”Minata, kite kite!” ["Everone, come come!” A group of Japanese women move in, chattering] “This-a man has veh-ry big penis!” [the women applaud]
Woman 1: Take takeru o da ne? ["It’s rather large, isn’t it?"]
Woman 2: Hai. ["Yes."]
Mr. Ose: “Uh, hoh, what an enoah-mus penis-uh!”
It’s funny because it’s true.
