A Man Named Horse

One of my American coworkers just told me that a Chinese euphemism for toilet is “horse bucket.” We both thought this was hilarious and sounded like something a redneck would say, so all day we’ve been saying things in a hick redneck accent that use the words “horse bucket.”

“Yeap, that’s where I met yer momma.  We was fishin’ fer critters to eat down in the horse bucket.”

It also sounds like a burger-and-fries joint in a backwoods town.

“Come on, Cletus.  Let’s head on down and get us some chicken fried steak from the Horse Bucket.”

Well, I thought it was funny, at least.