A Day at the Races

I’m off to the Aolinpike Yudonghui.  As I said before I’m in the third row, so I’ll be in prime TV territory.  I’m wearing a gray t-shirt with NAVY on the front of it in blue letters with a yellow border.  So basically look for the fat drunk pale-skinned doofus wearing that shirt, that’ll be me.

U-S-A!  U-S-A!