One man's pathetic, facile attempt to document every conceivable aspect of his new life in Beijing, China. Some of it will be funny, some of it will be offensive. But it will all be true, I promise. Except for the shit I make up.

One man's pathetic, facile attempt to document every conceivable aspect of his new life in Beijing, China. Some of it will be funny, some of it will be offensive. But it will all be true, I promise. Except for the shit I make up.